Jun
17
SOLD
Dear Cockslump,
Thank you for the interests in my goods. The guitar would work great with any gaming system on your computer or TV. It would be in Rock Group and U2 “no line with the horizon”, Nike, Gatorade.
I am in Boulder County Jail for reasons I would rather not discuss (I jerked off at Old Chicagos), but my mom will mail the guitar to you and I will throw in a T-3 Scroat.
Don’t thank me,
dogshit
