August 2011
1 post
January 2011
3 posts
April 2010
1 post
God, God Would Hate Tiger Woods So Much Right Now
March 2010
2 posts
February 2010
9 posts
January 2010
4 posts
Interesting Info
Interesting Info
Here is an interesting link about facts that was recommended to me by some guy in a hot tub.
http://www.demandance.org/
Fantastic. Thank you guy in the hot tub. Some very useful info on various things.
dogshit
Did UC That Poetry
Did UC That Poetry
Alright time to cut the bullshit and get down with some poetry.
did you see my cans?
can you see my toosh?
they’re jiggling as though they were condoms filled with ground chuck and tequila!
More or Less Yours,
dogshit
What a Relief
What a Relief,
It feels pretty fucking tight to be blogging my dick off again, what with all the various updates you would get.
Be sure to update all the new news from different types of apps. So many Curr Ev’s (that’s short for current events BTW [which is short for by the way]) going on, I don’t really know where to start. This Justin: flashing news reports by the hours.
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October 2009
1 post
September 2009
5 posts
Crystals
Crystals
Great, good deal—the only thing I give a rat’s ass about anymore is the Healing Power of Crystals. That, and aromatherapy, whatever. I tried to find a pic of some crystals you would get.
Tough shit.
-dogshit
August 2009
3 posts
July 2009
8 posts
Very Funny
Very funny C, your humor is revelatory. I’m so moved that I’m going to write a letter and shit. Do not make eye contact with me ever again and give me back the bike and TV I bought for you.
You used to be my little gosling, but you are dead to me now. One of the things you could do is suck a bag of dicks in hell.
sent about 5 mins ago from my iPhone, congrats on disappointing me all...
June 2009
18 posts
SOLD
Dear Cockslump,
Thank you for the interests in my goods. The guitar would work great with any gaming system on your computer or TV. It would be in Rock Group and U2 “no line with the horizon”, Nike, Gatorade.
I am in Boulder County Jail for reasons I would rather not discuss (I jerked off at Old Chicagos), but my mom will mail the guitar to you and I will throw in a T-3 Scroat.
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yes.
mr. dogshit:
i will take the guitar if it is compatible with the newest version of guitar hero for PS2.
please confirm and i will fax you my paypal info.
btw - dont think your really gonna get too much for the box in the picture. but it looks like it has wheels so it might be a good suitcase for traveling. maybe like $10 or if you want to throw it in with the guitar hero guitar?
does $25...
twitter
just had a great UC meeting at olive garden - all you can eat soup, salad and breadsticks.
we discussed all of the comments the readers have been giving us so look for some changes on the blog.
thanks for all the constructive criticism. very helpful.
cockslump