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God, God Would Hate Tiger Woods So Much Right Now
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Interesting Info
Interesting Info Here is an interesting link about facts that was recommended to me by some guy in a hot tub. http://www.demandance.org/ Fantastic. Thank you guy in the hot tub. Some very useful info on various things. dogshit
Jan 20th
Did UC That Poetry
Did UC That Poetry Alright time to cut the bullshit and get down with some poetry. did you see my cans? can you see my toosh? they’re jiggling as though they were condoms filled with ground chuck and tequila! More or Less Yours, dogshit
Jan 20th
What a Relief
What a Relief, It feels pretty fucking tight to be blogging my dick off again, what with all the various updates you would get. Be sure to update all the new news from different types of apps.  So many Curr Ev’s (that’s short for current events BTW [which is short for by the way]) going on, I don’t really know where to start. This Justin: flashing news reports by the hours. ...
Jan 20th
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Crystals
Crystals Great, good deal—the only thing I give a rat’s ass about anymore is the Healing Power of Crystals. That, and aromatherapy, whatever.  I tried to find a pic of some crystals you would get. Tough shit. -dogshit
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Very Funny
Very funny C, your humor is revelatory. I’m so moved that I’m going to write a letter and shit. Do not make eye contact with me ever again and give me back the bike and TV I bought for you. You used to be my little gosling, but you are dead to me now.  One of the things you could do is suck a bag of dicks in hell. sent about 5 mins ago from my iPhone, congrats on disappointing me all...
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June 2009
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SOLD
Dear Cockslump, Thank you for the interests in my goods. The guitar would work great with any gaming system on your computer or TV.  It would be in Rock Group and U2 “no line with the horizon”, Nike, Gatorade. I am in Boulder County Jail for reasons I would rather not discuss (I jerked off at Old Chicagos), but my mom will mail the guitar to you and I will throw in a T-3 Scroat. ...
Jun 17th
yes.
mr. dogshit: i will take the guitar if it is compatible with the newest version of guitar hero for PS2. please confirm and i will fax you my paypal info. btw - dont think your really gonna get too much for the box in the picture.  but it looks like it has wheels so it might be a good suitcase for traveling.  maybe like $10 or if you want to throw it in with the guitar hero guitar?   does $25...
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just had a great UC meeting at olive garden - all you can eat soup, salad and breadsticks. we discussed all of the comments the readers have been giving us so look for some changes on the blog.   thanks for all the constructive criticism.  very helpful. cockslump
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